There's no such thing as a perfect girl
Proof lies here in what I have to say
So listen close and you might learn a thing or two
To find a perfect girl is an endless game
You find no respect even after 13 dates
Still she's messing around right behind your back
There's no such thing as perfect
There's no such thing as love
Even when she calls you every day
And she will have your head stuck in the clouds
And she will have you crawling to her door
Well, she looked like a girl that could take me to
cloud nine
But I'm stuck on cloud eight
And, yes, I guess that's what I get for jumping in
Before testing the waters
She'll take you to places you've never known
Stare into her eyes and find a loving soul
And when you do this, you'll forget a thing or two
Don't look to close at the way she walks
Without first assessing who she looks at when you talk
Don't fall for a heartbreaker instead of breaking them
yourself
She thinks she's on the 10
You're much too good for her
Don't let her convince you otherwise
And she will have your head stuck in the clouds
And she will have you breaking everything
And she will have you wandering aimlessly
Through the streets and crawling to her door.